Oddities of Space and Time

Dear Blog,

I've lost my dryer sheets. I have no idea where I placed them. I had them for the first three loads of clothes that I am currently drying, but they disappeared before I put in the last load. I have a theory that wormholes and space happen all around me and suck my items to a different dimension. Instead of lost left socks, my dryer sheets vanish. I never lose my keys, but my name tag likes to go on inter-dimensional excursions. I just fear my children might one day be sucked into the rip in space-time that I seem to create. Which provides a nice segway into my next paragraph.

Dear Future Children,
You might be reading this blog after my death, so I'd like to let you know that you are now safe from the tears I create in the fabric of space and time. You might have picked up the genetic trait for space-time manipulation, but don't worry, the things you will lose with be so odd and random that you'll find it amusing. Oh, and on a final thought, obey our robotic/alien/Communist overlords until they force you to watch government mandated television programs; that's the cue to revolt. And if you live in a world populated by zombies, STOP READING THIS BLOG AND SEEK SHELTER. Seriously, what are you thinking? This is no time for blog browsing, the zombie apocalypse is upon you!
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I'm on duty this weekend, once again. I kinda wish I wasn't though. I don't mind weekend duty, but since I am always on duty on Thursday, my duty weekend is 24 hours longer than normal. That's an entire day that I can't leave the building to watch a movie, shop in the mall, or get food from a fast food joint. Alas, I signed my contract and I have to do this. It's worth it, too.

I found a Doctor Who series with Tom Baker on Netflix that I can watch if I get too bored. The Key of Time Series. A interesting idea, plus it supposedly offers a nice insight into Time Lord history and whatnot. Plus, more of K-9! I also want to play some more Xbox 360 games. I need to hurry up and win the lottery so I can buy a nicer HDTV to play games on. Plus, I can hook up my Blu-Ray laptop and watch shows in greater detail.

Not much else to talk about. Nikki gave me Pete the Pike because I am friendly and helpful, and even if I say no, I help out anyway. She came back today and I talked bout every single one of my Xbox 360 games when she knocked on my door. She was oddly patient throughout my rambling. I blame the Coca-Cola I had had ten seconds previous to her arrival.

I think I'll end about now. I'm losing focus and I just want to watch Doctor Who/play on my wonderful new Xbox 360. I still haven't checked to see if the heat is normal. I should do that as soon as I end this blog. If I remember to, that is.

If one has the power to alter time, should one do so?

Until next time!
-Daniel Golden